Haunt something
deeply unremarkable.

Turn an ordinary object into a ridiculous haunted character. Fill in the three boxes below. We’ll keep your idea, add a little dramatic reporting and turn it into a mini Spooky News story — with an extremely unofficial spooky verdict.

1. Pick an object. Find something nearby — a mug, sock or remote will do.
2. Make up its haunting. Invent a spooky name and one sentence explaining what it does.
3. Create your card. Read it aloud in a dramatic voice. Screenshot it if you fancy sharing.

Playing together? Each pick an object, make your cards, then take turns reading them out. Decide which haunting is the most ridiculous.